Sarah: "Take 1493 up to an intersection with 4 stops, and turn right. Two lefts, a right, another right, straight for a while and then up a curly-q road to the top. Then you're there!"
Trina: "Go southbound on 95, take 50 West until you come to the sign on the right. Easy!"
Umm...that was astoundingly legit for an 8-year-old, Trina! I half believed you!